Showing posts with label work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label work. Show all posts

Friday, 22 February 2008

What do you think will happen next?

The pressure has overtaken me.

I fall to the bed, give a heavy sigh.

"What do you think will happen next?" you said.

"I don't know."

We pause.  Not ready to think, not ready to move on.  It's the only moment of hope we've got; we'll make it last.

Sunday, 20 January 2008

Things You Should Know About My Job:

  1. I am indifferent to any aspect of the automotive industry.  What size tires?  I DGAF.
  2. Incorporating point 1, I am both unaware and unwilling to learn anything about my job.
  3. My coworker is a Douchebag.  Elaborate?  Please don't get me started.
  4. Yes, we do close at 4 on Sundays.
  5. Yes, things cost extra with bigger rims.  Don't yell at me.  You chose to buy that gas guzzler you jackoff.  
  6. Yes, anything under 25 dollars cannot be paid with a credit card.  This isn't new information.  That has been posted on the wall for 20 years.
  7. If I worked anywhere else, I would definitely have been fired.
  8. The majority of the people I work with only speak spanish.  "Puedes hacer un rotacion para este coche?"
  9. To kill the hours, I go facebooking.  Sure, there isn't much to do but I do read the wall-to-walls of many people.  
  10. No, I do not know the score of The Game.  I never know the score.  I am working.  Or facebooking.
  11. I surf the web and talk to costumers at the same time.  That is productivity.
  12. I am actually an OK salesman.  This is because of my indifference.  I don't care about scoring a deal, so I just tell it like it is.
  13. As soon as I go to college, I am out.