These are the 10 commandments after the 10 commandments:
1. Thou shall not wear a goatee.
2. Thou shall not complain when one gets higher than a C on a test.
3. Thou shalt always be prepared.
4. Thou shalt get what they want.
5. Thou shalt memorize ones SAT vocab.
6. Thou shalt not obsess over nike dunks, no matter how flamboyant they are (unless one is Kelly).
7. Thou shalt play word association weekly.
8. Thou shall not use the term "fake" in any situation dealing with human emotions.
9. Thou shalt avoid awkward situations.
10. Thou shalt think about the future and not college.
3 comments:
Thou shall not follow these because I am Michael!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAA omg. half of that stuff is stuff we did! If I could rename these 10 commandments, I would rename it Ma-Ma-Ma Michael and Ja-Ja-Ja Jenny Time!
shoes.
Oh yeah, I miss you. come back home.
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