How to get over yourself

1. You are not Holden Caulfield. And stop thinking you are the only one who relates to him.
2. As of right now, "Atlas" by Battles has been played 692,785 times on youtube. Unless you have no life, and have watched it that many times on youtube: other people listen to them. Get over it.
3. Stop thinking that the superficial morons you talk to are the only people that can listen to that music. They have no idea what they are talking about half the time and don't appreciate culture. Unless culture is a bong hit and an ecstasy tablet.
4. American Apparel is a ripoff. You buy 14 dollar plain shirts that shrink two sizes after they have been washed.
5. Take a walk alone. See nature.
6. Reminisce.
7. Regret.
8. Own up to the asshole you have made yourself into.
9. Become your own person (not to sound too Jeanelle Fu).
10. Repeat, if needed.