I will:

listen to "Hey There Delilah", sell my body, eat insects, do outrages stunts, pull a David Blaine, pull an Evil Knievel, praise Hannah Montana, fight in Iraq, dress in drag and get low on youtube, create and take part in a 12 step program,  carry only pennies, slaughter pigs, or watch High School Musical instead of doing my English, Spanish, and History homework.

ALSO: due to my overflow of "asdf" tags, I will now be using "sh00t esh000" as a subsitute; however, they mean exactly the same thing.